OK, ladies and gentlemen–you’ve got to help this misguided blogger. What the heck are capris? Or “cropped” pants? Or shorts?
What the heck am I wearing anyway?
My mama told me they sure as anything weren’t capris. Capris are–by someone’s definition–below the knees. Mid-calf, by other definitions.
So what–pray tell–are these short-like things that we wear which rest directly above the knees? Which many of us wear?
I truly wasn’t going to blog tonight. Truly. I have another assignment. To write a guest blog for another blogger. Yet…there are pressing questions, aren’t there?
What clothes are we wearing anyway?
This all started when I finally decided to give my old “shorts” to St. Vincent de Paul’s. Probably should have done this ten years ago. Can’t remember the last time I wore them.
I dug in my drawer and showed them to Barry.
“Time to give them to St. Vinnie’s?” I asked.
“Ten years ago,” he replied.
They are now sitting in a pile next to the spiral stairway awaiting deposit in the basement box for St. Vinnies. But who will wear them?
There is a rumor that short-shorts are coming back in style. That young girls everywhere are wearing them.
They, obviously, will buy them!
And that’s the short and long of it.
A short blog tonight, yes? If it’s not a capri blog, I don’t know what it is…